ROFLMAO, holy spam!

**mrwiseman** · June 15th, 2004, 09:35 PM

ROFLMAO, I've gotten "holy spam"! It was surely one of the funniest spam mesages I've got. Some Colombian guy found my Granaboard E-Mail address in the Granaboard website and sent me the following message (look below for a translation):

Si aceptas a Dios y a su hijo Jes?s el Cristo, entonces visita esta p?gina
www.enelnombredecristo.com
Lee su mensaje y que Dios te bendiga.

Un abrazo
░Name hidden, something spammers wouldn't care to do but I do░

Pd: esto no es religi?n, es solo un mensaje real.
Gracias

<font size="2" face="Verdana,sans-serif">For those who don't understand Spanish, I'll provide a translation:

If you accept God and his son Jesus the Christ, then visit this page
www.enelnombredecristo.com
Read his message and God bless you.

Hugs
░Name hidden, something spammers wouldn't care to do but I do░

P.S.: this is not religion, this is only a real message.
Thanks

<font size="2" face="Verdana,sans-serif">Roffles. I even bothered to reply St. Spammer:

Ja ja ja, ?y esto qu? co?o es? ?"SPAM santo"? Ja ja ja ja, te has equivocado de persona t?o, est?s hablando con un ateo/agn?stico de Madrid que no es un corderito de ninguna iglesia y que no necesita a ning?n dios, mago de Oz, o ratoncito P?rez para vivir.

<font size="2" face="Verdana,sans-serif">Which translates to:

Ha ha ha, and what the fuck is this? "Holy SPAM"? LOL, you've picked the wrong person dude, you're talking to an atheist/agnostic of Madrid who is not a lamb of any church and doesn't need any god, Wizard of Oz, or Tooth Fairy to live.

**Cataferal** · June 15th, 2004, 09:55 PM

Hahahahaha, wow. They may well have known that you took a disliking to religion before they sent that. Why cant all spam be as thoughtful?

**Nevan** · June 15th, 2004, 10:37 PM

I wish I got funny spam like that, all I ever get is free pills, enlarge breats, and increased "size".

**Xellos** · June 15th, 2004, 10:41 PM

LMAO!

**mrwiseman** · June 15th, 2004, 11:00 PM

Yeah, all I usually get is "enlarge your penis", "university diplomas", "I'm Mumbo Jumbo from Zimbabwe, need your help transferring my money to your country", "This is not spam. We're sending you this information...", etc

**Ogreasy** · June 15th, 2004, 11:01 PM

Ja, you guys do know that NONE of those pill shit or any other cock device works don't you?
Your cock is your cock/

**mrwiseman** · June 15th, 2004, 11:12 PM

Of course, we all know if you want to enlarge your dick you have to tie it to a tractor and step on it.

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for this piece of advice.

LOL